WinCraft Deadpool 62'' WindSheer Umbrella

Psst. Hey there. Hi. It's me, Deadpool. Those suits down in corporate said I needed to improve my image, so I decided to work on my marketability. So, what do you say? My face, your WinCraft 62'' WindSheer Umbrella? Featuring a durable nylon construction and patented wind-release system, it sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. Well, looks like my work here is done.